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forever:

why do teachers think that yawning is rude like i’m oxygen deprived what do u want me to do

justbeingaslut:

i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.

the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

(Source: shepardism)

"I can be someone’s and still be my own."

- Shel Silverstein (via sabishis)

(Source: onkh-m-maat)

"I’d rather rip my heart out than hear you call her ‘beautiful’ with the same smile you gave to me."

- (via rewelcomed)

(Source: amphetaheroin)

zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

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